Inspired by my recent college graduation and my even more recent realization that it has gotten me nothing. This skull would do well to cannibalize his graduation class. Freshmen are far tastier than professors (becuase the professors flesh is old and decaying whereas freshmen have near-virgin skin and it rips so easily from the body). A side benefit of the younger class, their parents won't notice that they're gone for at least six months (unless they were the whiner kind to call home often and say, "send more money").
Mmmm. Apple employees tend to be pretty tasty, cause they're young and well fed.
